whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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