I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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