please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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