Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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