Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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