Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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