The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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