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(505): View more from New Mexico

And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.

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(281): View more from Texas

I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.

(979): View more from Texas

I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.

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(586): View more from Michigan

We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.

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(406): View more from Montana

Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?

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(319): View more from Iowa

that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.

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