awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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