sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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