i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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