Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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