I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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