Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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