his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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