he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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