I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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