I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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