i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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