did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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