She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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