On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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