there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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