erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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