I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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