question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Two words: blizzard sex
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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