So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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