So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
At least life still wants to fuck me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
