i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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