So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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