There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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