On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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