Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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