i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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