I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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