he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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