I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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