I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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