so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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