i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
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Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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