The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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