my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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