My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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