I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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