even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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