North Korea, Best Korea!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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