There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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