does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
A bitchslap is in order.
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