Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
