I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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