a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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