Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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