If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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