I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
We need to rekindle our bromance
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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