Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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